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Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
5:29 pm
MST ^^
millyfan just told me about this comm so here I go posting an MST that arklan and I did (just to see if we were any good, really). I'll do the Sue questionnaire first though.

1: (Name of fic) and (link to where it can be found) Beyond Reasoning

2: (name of author) solar-sun

3: (name of the Mary Sue) Candy Cane Rae o__O

4: (species of the Mary Sue) Seems like a do-gooding sort of Sue. In the second chapter she pays for a struggling family's bus fare, saves a lady's jewellery, buys kiddies ice-cream, that sort of thing.

5: (characteristics of the Mary Sue, physical and otherwise) Brown hair is all I can see so far. Used to wear glasses but somehow Gunsmoke corrected her vision -- so she could appear more attractive, no doubt. *eyeroll*

6: (abilities/powers/etc of the Mary Sue) Well, she stopped a robbery in the third paragraph of the first chapter. Does that count?

7: (summary/general theme of story, example: "Mary Sue wanders into the wrong inn room and has a hot night of wild sex with Legato Bluesummers") Mary Sue is given a magic Kuroneko-sama plushy by her sister. The next day she ends up on Gunsmoke and meets Vash, fancy that.

8: (A short segment of the worst part of the Sue -if R or above, lj-cut this)
Tell you what, I'll post the MST instead. You can see the horror for yourself.

*Passes around the Sue spray*Collapse )

Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
5:47 pm
And this is what happens when you give 13-year-old girls Trigun and too many jelly-babies.

Story Or Series Title: "Angel Blades" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1596708/1/

Fandom: Trigun

Author's Name: Blades-The-Mercenary. Yeah, I'm being serious. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/463637/

Full Name (plus titles if any): I'll let the author explain this one "Angel Blades By Blades the Mercenary or just Blades but not the real Blades from the fic". Also from the story- “THE MERCENARY WOMAN,!!!!!!!!!! BLADES THE MERCENARY THE ANGEL OF DEATH THE REAPER THE WOMAN WITH THE STRENTH OF TEN MEN THE GODESS OF DEATH.” Ok. Deep breaths now.

Full Species(es): Puella Mysteriosa, Puella Strengthous Patheticus, Puella Angstius. How I despise hybrids.

Hair Colour (include adjectives):Light Purple **middle length tied back** -have a long blade running through her hair”- straight from her Character Profile. Which the author has half way through the story. In it’s own little chapter. Forgive me whilst I have a prose-attack.

Eye Colour (include adjectives): "Violet -narrow tough looking eyes but still pretty-” Also from the Character Profile.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, apart from freaky ass, unnaturally (yet natural) coloured hair and eyes... The least the author could do was give a little credit to Dominique for the colour co-ordination. Oh hang on: EXCEPRT! W00T!!!!111                                                                            Description: a beautiful woman with a perfect tight figure is skinny with long legs and is not that muscular but still has a 6 pack. I sign of a scar across left her eye. Her hair a bit spiky she has an hourglass figure and it very well developed (if you catch my drift). On her back six scars and a rose tattoo on her right arm she very tall and almost always has her hair tied back.”

Special Possessions (if any): Hooooboy, where do I start? Ok, here we go: two swords, a scythe (gags), a couple of throwing knives, hooded cape- “her cape that has many swords sued in the lining-”- straight outta the story… Ok, excuse me while I ponder just how the f!@# she could possibly carry all of those ‘blades’ without falling over or stabbing over.

Annoying Origin: *sniffwibblesnort* A J-Julian Survivor, I v-vow to t-take reve-venge on the evil horrible omgseeeewhott!111 Vash the S-Stampede. Aaaalso, everyone I ever loved is DEAD, and so I care for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.


Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: One of the survivors of July, and *sporkness abounds* is based off Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop! And the author actually admits that! Half way through the story!

Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to use any blade, even with a broken hand, the art of attracting males like flies, the ability to be sassy, sexy, bitchy and cruel whilst still retaining her ‘lady-like appearance’.

Other Annoying Traits:

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Screw it. I couldn’t decide on the worst of this story. It’s written in SCRIPT form for God’s Sake! And the grammar. Don’t friggen get me started on the grammar. Go and take a look at the thing… or not. If you wanna keep your sanity and respect for fanfic authors, don’t. I swear, it’s barely readable.

Teh Storree OmgWtfBBq! Firrst Chaptarr:



Saturday, August 7th, 2004
1:34 am
The Sue With No Name. The Author With No Brain.

Story Or Series Title: "Two Gunners" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2000573/1/

Fandom: 8 million people, two Plants, 100,000,000,000,000x to the nth power Mary Sues. . .ahem, Trigun

Author's Name: Telu http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=413943

Full Name (plus titles if any): I'll let the author explain this one."Disclaimer: Vash is not my charry, it belongs to Trigun and the geniuse who invented that anime, The Girl (which I shall not name yet) is mine however, thankyou and have a nice day..lol"

Full Species(es): Puella Mysteriosa, Puella Angstius

Hair Color (include adjectives): None yet.

Eye Color (include adjectives): None yet.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None yet.

Special Possessions (if any): A dark, angsty past *SPORK* and most likely, Vash's undying love *stab stab*

Annoying Origin: Allegedly, some town destroyed by Legato, but in actuality the Mary Sue Factory of Gunsmoke

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: One of the survivors of Legato's genocides, and appears to be glomming onto Vash.

Annoying Special Abilities: Whining, attracting male attention.

Other Annoying Traits: She exists *spork sporkity stab*

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Vash feels deja vu as yet another Sue enters his life. . .Collapse )

Current Mood: accomplished

Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
11:33 am
Mary Sue, meet your doom. ^^

For a little background story, an rp/round robin story started on a new Trigun board. So anyway, I join it because the main participants are people I know to be intelligent canon rpers, including my best friend (Lady Shadowcat) and the section mod Hidden Heartbreak.

So, today, the inevitable Mary Sue shows up when the mod's offline. Since I'm playing as Wolfwood, I decide to take matters into my own hands and my own weapons. Hehehe. I think this is one occasion where the majority of the rpers won't mind my going into "god mode."



Current Mood: accomplished
Friday, July 16th, 2004
9:32 pm
Wolfwood gets Sued.

rosehiptea noted that Trigun Mary Sue authors rarely go for Wolfwood, and I've made the same notation in the past. Maybe because Mary Sues don't like renegade priests, or maybe it's that they just don't want to write their perfect Sue alter egos getting soundly thumped by Milly's stungun and/or having Midvalley play their death song.

Sadly, the one last somewhat-taboo in Trigun Mary Sue writing is gone now.

Story Or Series Title: Don't Forget Me http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1967159/1/

Fandom: Trigun

Culprit Author's Name: Wolfwoods grl (*sporkity stab,* Mary Suing, lack of punctuation, and netspeak, all in the same username. Can someone issue a citation for gross violation of the print code?)

Full Name (plus titles if any): She doesn't have a name yet. Oh, lookit teh suspinse1111! *rolleyes*

Full Species(es): Grrl!Sue is all that's defined so far. I'd bet she becomes Puella angstius since that's what most Trigun Sues end up being.

Hair Color (include adjectives): "long black hair"

Eye Color (include adjectives): None described, yet.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None as yet

Special Possessions (if any): A past relationship with Wolfwood, which she wants to begin again *SPORK*

Annoying Origin: The Mary Sue Factory of Gunsmoke. Really now, someone needs to shut that place down.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Ex-lover of Wolfwood. *spork spork spork* That's Midvalley's story, you idiot squealing fangirl. Not your Sue's. ><

Annoying Special Abilities: Can destroy cities, apparently. Makes Wolfwood fall deeply in love with her. All the while, being mysterious and stronger than anyone else.

Other Annoying Traits: She exists. ><

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

And so the Sue enters. Oh, TEH ANGST!Collapse )

Current Mood: cynical

6:54 pm
What Has She Done to Vash?
Name of fic: A Trigun Rewrite http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1966497/1/
Name of author: Joy Kaiba
Name of the Mary Sue: Julie the Typhoon
Species of the Mary Sue: Sueivious Replacious
Characteristics of the Mary Sue, physical and otherwise: Has replaced Vash the Stampede entirely in the story.
Abilities/powers/etc of the Mary Sue: Ability to write Vash out of the picture. Poor Plantling.
Summary: This is what happens when my brother, my boyfriend, and me get together and rewrite the whole entire Trigun season. We add in or own character and twists. Please R&R.
A short segment of the worst part of the Sue: A tall blonde hair woman was sitting in a tavern out of the middle of nowhere. She was wearing a long purple sleeveless jacket, a purple head band, a black leather tank top, brown fingerless gloves, brown combat boots that came up to her knees, and her arms were covered in scares. She pushed up her purple sunglasses, which covered her green eyes and her freckle by her left eye. The two men behind her were covering up the music by talking. The bartender was quietly cleaning a glass.

“The name’s Loose Ruth the bounty hunter,” the dirty blonde hair man said as he walked up, “and I think you ladies are sadly mistaken. You see The Humanoid Typhoon is a young woman. A lovely one at that and she doesn’t like being called The Humanoid Typhoon. She much rather be called Julie the Typhoon. I was informed of this information by the sheriff of Dankin town.” Meryl and Millie were kind of relieved to find out some more info on The Humanoid Typhoon, but they didn’t like the way all of the men were looking at them.

Other comments: Vash the Stampede is the central character in Trigun. You don't always have to have him in the limelight, however cutting Vash the Stampede out of picture and claiming you've made the series better is slapping Yasuhiro Nightow in the face. Your so-called rewrite is canon rape and what Neon Exodus Evangelion did. You've cut out a key character, Vash. The enigma of Trigun was Vash.

Current Mood: bitchy
Saturday, July 10th, 2004
6:26 pm
Trigun: All In The Family

Story Or Series Title: "Take Action" http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1954159

Fandom: Trigun

<STRIKE>Culprit</STRIKE> Author's Name: Harken Lady

Full Name (plus titles if any): Mina Strife *sporkity stab* Meryl's family name is STRYFE, not Strife as in Cloud. ><

Full Species(es): Human, Puella soror gratuitus http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/anadrel/subcanonicasororgratuitus.html and add to that Puella angstius due to the Stryfes' "abusive family background" *spork spork spork*

Hair Color (include adjectives): from the fic: "long raven colored hair" 

Eye Color (include adjectives): from the fic: "raven colored eyes"

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Would being "beautifully slender" and having "fleshy looking skin" (what other kind is there? *spork*) count?

Special Possessions (if any): Knives's undying love. *SPORK*

Annoying Origin: The allegedly abusive family of one Meryl Stryfe, supposedly, but in actuality the Pod Stryfe family from the Mary Sue Factory of Gunsmoke.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's Meryl's much better sister >_<

Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to make everyone act massively OOC and to turn Meryl into even more of a Puella angstius than she is in her canon self, the ability to make Knives her "one true wuv" *spork*

Other Annoying Traits: She exists.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

And the Sue entersCollapse )

Current Mood: disappointed

Monday, June 28th, 2004
5:50 pm
Someone tell me this is a nightmare. . .three Sues in one!

Story Or Series Title: "Reasons For Running Away" http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1935106

Fandom: Trigun

<STRIKE>Culprit</STRIKE> Author's Name: Tanas Guardian *SPORK* ><

Full Name (plus titles if any): Tanas or Rem *repeatedly sporks it*

Full Species(es): Puella moderna Sue http://mhari.fateback.com/sues.html#transplant and I would add to that the subspecies of Raptus Bishounenius, known informally as the "I want to get laid by a bishie" Sue.Worse yet, she is also implied to be a Hybrid Sue. *spork spork spork*

Hair Color (include adjectives): None listed yet

Eye Color (include adjectives): None listed yet

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None listed yet

Special Possessions (if any): from the fic: "Knives Millions Plushie and the DVD set of all the Trigun Eps. . . DVD player, Mountain Dew, Dill Pickle Chips, 6,000 dollars, two guns that "look just like Vash’s Colt gun and Knives’s Colt gun too." In my own opinion, a foul mouth, a bad attitude, and probably all too soon Knives.

Annoying Origin: Earth ><

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Most likely, she will soon be Knives's lover, and now she is Legato's servant.

Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to annoy all readers, break up OTPs, and seduce bishounen who don't care about or want women.

Other Annoying Traits: She exists. *spork*

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Kill her, Legato. . .she's going to take your Master away from you.Collapse )

Current Mood: sick

Thursday, June 24th, 2004
8:41 pm
Take it to the garbage can!

Story Or Series Title: Take It To The Morning Light http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1854007

Fandom: Trigun

<STRIKE>Culprit</STRIKE> Author's Name: kakashistar11

Full Name (plus titles if any): Naomi

Full Species(es): human

Hair Color (include adjectives): none listed

Eye Color (include adjectives): none listed

Unusual Markings/Colorations: none listed

Special Possessions (if any): The undying love of Vash. The hatred of Meryl, Milly, and Wolfwood. *SPORK*

Annoying Origin: Marysuius Angstius, produced by the Mary Sue Factory Of Gunsmoke in conjunction with an idiotic fangirl who wants to get laid by Vash. ><

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Vash's instant crush, soulmate, and lover. *sporks*

Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to make everyone act totally out of character and wreck canon.

Other Annoying Traits: She EXISTS *spork*

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

If this was IC Wolfwood would be showing him his best left hook right about now. . .Collapse )

And then cue the slime lime in chapter 3 for a bonus, obviously this writer is very young. . .thankfully, because if this had been more detailed, I would have vomited onto my keyboard.

"Naomi: yes sir we’ll take it! Thank you very much!

Clerk: No problem! Well the fee is 50$$ per night! Here is the room key!

Vash: Thank you!!

        (in hotel room)

Naomi: Man! Im all dusty! Do you mind if I take a shower?

Vash: oh not at all! Go right ahead! (thoughts)
        Man, I cant believe that we’re sharing a room together! I love her soo much! I really do hope that she loves me too!

Naomi: oh hi just got out! I really don’t take long showers!

Vash: ummm...Naomi? Can I tell you something?

Naomi: sure! What is it?

Vash: Well! I love you very much, and I don’t want any thing to happen you and I want you to promise that if you love me this much that you wont leave me or anything like that!! Okay?

Naomi’s mind is racing while Vash embraces her. What should she do? Say she loves him or break his little heart?

Naomi: Well Vash, I love you too! And you don’t ever leave me!! Okay?

They both fall on the bed, and unfortunately, Naomi is wearing a black silky robe!! Vash’s hand starts to creep up her leg! He starts kissing her neck!! Shes under his spell! And Vash is under hers! Naomi’s robe starts to slip off!! Vash’s coat unbuttons!!!!

Vash: ahh...I never tasted anthing so sweet!!

Naomi: well, I have never knew anything this sweet existed!

As Vash begins to suck on her neck, her mind is going a mile a minute, she loves him so much, she also isn’t really ready for this!

Naomi: (thoughts) how can something so wonderful, be soo wrong?


Naomi: I love you too, owwwwwowwww......

Vash: huh? Your bleeding!!!

Naomi: yeah I got shot a couple weeks ago and the wound hasn’t healed yet! It hurts like hell.....

Vash: Oh, let me get that for you...

        Vash started to scraping up the blood into a pile, while Naomi was paralyzed by the feeling, She could also feel how much he loved her. She didn’t care about the scars or anything at all at that moment. Well when she woke up the next morning, she realized what she did and then hated herself for it....but that wasn’t the only thing in store for Vash and Naomi when they woke up.....  "


YARRRRRRRR. . . this is one of the worst fics I've had the displeasure of reviewing. Canon gets trashed completely or dismissed as something lesser, Meryl and Milly are bashed, characters are so OOC they are barely recognizable, and just. . . UGH.

Not only are there all of these issues, not only is there a stupid Mary Sue, but the fic is in script format, the grammar and spelling are terrible, and. . . *sporks it many many times*

Current Mood: angry
4:02 am
Sunday, June 20th, 2004
3:55 pm
Return Of The Pedo!Vash Sue >

Does anyone else remember the Trigun Pedo!VashxSue fic I reported a while back? The original report is here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/marysues/1359617.html#cutid1

So anyway, I log into ff.net again today, and guess what's on the first page:

"2. vashy honey by sesshoumaruloveslave2 reviews for people who cant grasp the fact that trigun is a cartoon please dont read my dramatic tale of vash geting taken advantage by a 14yr old girl (ha dramatic i make myself laugh)
PG-13 - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-20-04"


GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! As this is an exact copy of what this pornfreak previously posted , what I said in that previous post applies here too. I'm once again clicking that abuse report button. Bye bye troll. ><

Current Mood: dirty
12:43 am
Gary Stu, of a rather unusual flavor

Story Or Series Title: What Happens Now http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1918716

Fandom: Trigun

<STRIKE>Culprit</STRIKE> Author's Name: Ryoko Blue

Full Name (plus titles if any): Travis Derry

Full Species(es): Human

Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark"

Eye Color (include adjectives): "icy blue eyes"

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None aside from clothes that are definitely unusual on Gunsmoke

Special Possessions (if any): from the fic: "a soothing, silk like voice," "real fine clothing an expensive suit of what one would think was Italian made if they were on earth," untold riches, and so far, Meryl's undying love and Vash's jealousy.

Annoying Origin: *puts on tour guide hat* The Gary Stu Factory Of Gunsmoke. Not as prolific as its sister Mary Sue factory due to the lack of bishoujo as compared to bishounen, but still able to crank out a few ugly creatures, the Gary Stu factory normally publishes perfect males for yaoi or child of canon character purposes. This time, it appears to have created an actual Adult Het!Stu.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: He's engaged to Meryl *spork*

Annoying Special Abilities: He seems to have a way of inspiring instant jealousy in Vash, which is a form of making him OOC as, up until episode 25 of the anime, Vash didn't even seem to *care* about Meryl.

Other Annoying Traits: He exists. Even if he only exists to get killed by Knives as Knives's twisted way of getting Vash what he now seems to want, he still is a Stu ><

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

The OOC Sprite Smacks Meryl and VashCollapse )

Current Mood: recumbent

Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
5:29 pm
You!Sueage. . .

Story Or Series Title: Angels of Heaven, Demons Of Hell http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1910193

Fandom: Trigun

<STRIKE>Culprit</STRIKE> Author's Name: Terkari Irakret

Full Name (plus titles if any): Your name here.

Full Species(es): You!Sue

Hair Color (include adjectives): None I could see in the first chapter, I'm guessing it's supposed to be your own

Eye Color (include adjectives): None I could see in the first chapter, I'm guessing it's supposed to be your own

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None except your own I guess

Special Possessions (if any): From the fic: [sic] "You went through your clothes and started packing a suitcase. Your threw in your black T-shirts, Some undergarments, and your black jeans. Then you got shut the suitcase and changed your clothes. From your everyday spandex waterproof training clothes, think vegeta from DBZ to a white mens undershirt with no sleeves, with the words, " I might look weak, but that proves how stupied you are.", black cargo pants , and your army boots, which were such adorned with Buckles, Metal studs, and leather straps, it wasnt even a joke anymore. You also grabbed your trench coat, and put it on.. ( either think seto kaiba's kind of trench coat for Battle City, or Neo's kind of trench coat, from the MATRIX) .it was pure black as well. You grabbed your suitcase and walked out of the house, stopping to grab a bottle of water before you left."

Annoying Origin: The Gorge Of Eternal Self-Insertion, also known as the tenth level of Hades.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: In the beginning of this this story, "you" are promised to be able to bed every bishounen in Trigun (aside from Wolfwood. I guess the writer just isn't a big Wolfwood fan, or she's afraid of her Sues being on the wrong end of a stungun or a saxophone. ~.^)

Annoying Special Abilities: Too many to mention.

Other Annoying Traits: The existence of this fic.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Ew ew ew my eyes hurt alreadyCollapse )

Current Mood: disappointed

Friday, June 11th, 2004
10:46 am
Pedophile Vash with a Sue. Troll!

Story Or Series Title: "vashy honey" http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1904628 *twitch*

Fandom: Trigun

<strike>Culprit</strike> Author's Name: sesshoumarusloveslave/ m.alcanatara

Full Name (plus titles if any): Roxann/Roxy

Full Species(es): Human

Hair Color (include adjectives): "raven black"

Eye Color (include adjectives): "safire" (Hey, idiot, that's spelled "sapphire." Get a dictionary. Smack yourself over the skull with it a few times for even writing spam like this.)

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None, but. . .I'll use this as a category for "age," as this applies to this Sue who is *twitch* "barely 14" and who actually **double twitch** had drunken sex with Vash when she was even younger than that.

Special Possessions (if any): Milly's family, the dubious honor of being Gunsmoke's "lolita," despite that *TWITCH* Vash somehow instigated it

Annoying Origin: Milly's cousin, niece, or sister. The author can't decide.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Related to Milly, drunkenly raped by Pedo!Vash, although that's written to make it all her fault *TWITCH* *GROWL*

Annoying Special Abilities: Aside from being portrayed as a lolita yet a victim? Don't ask me. . .I can't find it in this mess.

Other Annoying Traits: SHE EXISTS *TWITCH* and she is portrayed as "asking for it" *SMACKS*

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:


UGH! Even I'm squicked. Vomit inducing disgustingness.Collapse )

Current Mood: nauseated

Monday, June 7th, 2004
2:14 am

Story Or Series Title: Eve  http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1897209

Fandom: Trigun

<strike>Culprit</strike> Author's Name: EternalSorrow

Full Name (plus titles if any): Erica

Full Species(es): Human, becomes Plant because of a dying Plant's "gift"

Hair Color (include adjectives): None yet

Eye Color (include adjectives): None yet

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None yet but you'd better believe she'll probably have Plant features later

Special Possessions (if any): None yet

Annoying Origin: The Mary Sue Factory Of Gunsmoke-AHEM, the writer's mind

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She is on a mission to save one of the twins (not specified which yet) so she will most likely become either Vash's or Knives's or both's lover.

Annoying Special Abilities: To be announced

Other Annoying Traits: Tragic!Sue.


Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Sue On A MissionCollapse )

Current Mood: crushed

Friday, June 4th, 2004
12:10 am
Yep, a LegatoxSue. Knives is none too pleased. ~.^

Story Or Series Title: The Evil Side of Love http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1697490

Fandom: Trigun

<strike>Culprit</strike> Author's Name: Kiki Celtica

Full Name (plus titles if any): Claudia Marie

Full Species(es): Human sixteen year old and fallen angel. ><

Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde with thick black "locks."

Eye Color (include adjectives): From the fic: "Harsh."

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pale skin, vampire fangs, Legato's undying love. AGH.

Special Possessions (if any): Stunning wardrobe, beautiful body, and bounty on her head.

Annoying Origin: The Mary Sue Factory of Gunsmoke, one guesses.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She becomes Legato's live in lover. ><

Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to make Legato act entirely, incredibly OOC. Great marksmanship, ability to destroy cities. . .possibly more. I couldn't even get through the second chapter of this garbage.

Other Annoying Traits: The writer denies that Claudia Marie is a Mary Sue, and promises shounen ai KxL. Can anyone say bait and switch? I hope some yaoi fans do some review flaming here-this deserves it. ><

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

The Definition of OOC LegatoCollapse )

Current Mood: geeky

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
12:54 am
This is not a full report...

There just wasn't enough information in the first chapter for me to figure out what's going on.  But the summary inside the thing (title is:  The Black Rose's Thorns of Jealousy) just cracked me up so I thought I'd dissect it here:

Here it is.Collapse )

Current Mood: uncomfortable

Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
11:27 pm
We all write the crap...
I'm giving a link to a web fancomic I did a few years ago. Unlike most Mary Sues - this one was not thrust upon the world for all to read. Well, it kinda was, but it wasn't something I put at a fanfiction archive or advertise the prescence of very much.

I wrote it knowing that it was going to be a mulitple Mary Sue, and wrote it for that purpose. You see, I drew this fancomic specifically as entertainment for myself and a select group of people on a Trigun message board.

Basically, this was like a big series of inside jokes among message board friends put into doujinshi form.

For this reason I keep the atrocious thing up. The friends that are featured as characters in the comic still find it amusing. I still find it amusing. It's very cheesey - but was meant to be.

Still, I thought I'd give this piece of smaltz a good-natured roasting. It deserves to be roasted, if nothing more than for the bad art quality. I did not do my best artwork here. It was all very hastily drawn.


Title and Link:

"Lonesome Guns" It can be found here, on a free tripod account. http://midnightgym.tripod.com/lonesome.html


Lady Shadowcat aka Me.

Mary Sue(s)

Shadowcat the Biohazard
Myuu the Pyromaniac
Tearoses the Sleepless
Jammer the Sly
Peefy the Obessionist
Sad Mewtwo the Retard
Meghan the Spaz


Shadowcat = Kuroneko/human hybrid with a little Plant mixed in

Myuu = human

Tearoses = human

Jammer = Kangroo rat/human hybrid with a little Plant mixed in

Peefy = human (who wears fake bunny ears)

Sad Mewtwo = Mewtwo (yes, the pokemon)

Meghan = human


Shadow = dresses in black, wears combat boots, uses an M-16 rifle, uses a special pistol that shoots hypodermic needles, carries vials of various plagues in her jacket.

Myuu = brown hair with bangs that flop over left eye. Loves fire. Carries chemical tanks and a flamethrower.

Tearoses = has bags under eyes from constant lack of sleep. Is Jewish, wears a headscarf in keeping with Jewish tradition

Jammer = Wears a headband, has a giant wolf mecha, in love with Wolfwood, blames Vash for Wolfwood's death and seeks revenge

Peefy = Is a child, obessed with shiny objects and with the character Touji from "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

Sad Mewtwo = Is a child, wears a replica of Vash's coat, isn't bright, likes to steal weapons from the other Lonesome Guns

Meghan = Is a child, energetic, not very bright, happy-spazzes over everything


Shadow = is immune to all disease

Myuu = is a pyrotechnic expert

Tearoses = psychic ability over powers of sleep. She steals people's sleep.

Jammer = the reflexes and heightened senses of a desert rodent

Peefy = the ability to make people really obessed over things

Sad Mewtwo = powerful psychic abilities she hasn't discovered yet

Meghan = the ability to... spaz.


After the events of the Trigun anime, Knives escaped from Vash's care and has recruited a new team of psychos to torment him. These are the Lonesome Guns.

Worst Part

I don't know... you'd just have to read the comic, since this is in comic form. Probably the scene where Shadowcat dies in Vash's arms. (Yes, I was that pathetic!)


Okay, probaly the only true Mary Sue of this comic is Shadowcat, since she was a blatant self-insert cruel mutant version of me.

In all fairness, this story was MEANT to be cheese, was meant to be for the entertainment for the people whose self-insert charcters were profiled, and was put on its own site with warnings as to the nature of the comic.

I hate my art style on it the most... "Hippie Bunny Rem" still amuses me, and it's kinda fun to look back on this thing every now and again both to see how far I've come in my writing and comic-ing abilities and for a cheap laugh.

Current Mood: amused
8:51 pm
Nevermore, quoth the Raven, will I read this garbage

x-posted to marysues

Story Or Series Title: Nevermore http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1889650

Fandom: Trigun

<STRIKE>Culprit</STRIKE> Author's Name: Raptor the Predator

Full Name (plus titles if any): Heather Sendiir

Full Species(es): Human ><

Hair Color (include adjectives): None yet

Eye Color (include adjectives): "an intimidating steel-blue color" "filled with anger and hatred"

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None yet

Special Possessions (if any): Knives's feelings

Annoying Origin: "a certain incident concerning a man named Anuma that left her homeless and parentless." Nothing more yet.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: It is implied that she was involved with Vash as well.

Annoying Special Abilities: None listed yet

Other Annoying Traits: Will be detailed later

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

So Ya Wanna Rewrite Trigun. . .Collapse )

Current Mood: crazy

8:15 pm
Angel Sueage


Story Or Series Title: An Angel's Dream http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1888112

Fandom: Trigun

<strike>Culprit</strike> Author's Name: SexyStellaGrl

Full Name (plus titles if any): Stella (same name as author, ew)

Full Species(es): Human, becomes Angel

Hair Color (include adjectives): From the fic: "her golden spellbound hair" and "glistening, golden, yellow" and "wavy, blonde"

Eye Color (include adjectives): From the fic: "Bright green eyes"

Unusual Markings/Colorations: She GLOWS. >< Also, she has feathers which glow, "gentle pink skin,"and several other distinctive colorations as an "angel."

Special Possessions (if any): The undying love (or at least lust) of all the Trigun bishounen and a group of oddly named friends back on earth. Oh, and an angelic bikini that looks good after being covered in mud. ><

Annoying Origin: Earth, teleported to Gunsmoke by a monster in an enchanted wood. . .><

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Where do I start? >< She's Legato's lover, Knives's lover, Vash's lover if I remember correctly, and Wolfwood and Rai Dei want her! (GIVE ME A BREAK. ><)

Annoying Special Abilities: Splitting into two beings, whining, looking stunningly beautiful, suffering nightmares, apparently being a walking aphrodisiac.

Other Annoying Traits: She exists.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: From chapter 4:


OOC Legato getting someCollapse )

Current Mood: cranky

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